next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
we should paint friendship bongs
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