Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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