I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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