it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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