god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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