I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I still have a little drunk in my system
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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