she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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