We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize