WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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