garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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