no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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