Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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