Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
her vagine was all disorganized.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
