Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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