doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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