the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
there is puke in my bra ... again
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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