Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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