If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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