I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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