and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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