Christians are straight up FREAKS
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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