He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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