Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
There are leaves in my underwear?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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