these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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