you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
