You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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