she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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