Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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