There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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