i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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