no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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