return my video game
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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