okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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