His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I want to be your penis for a week.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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