our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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