Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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