Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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