i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Randomize