I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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