is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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