just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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