I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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