Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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