Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Randomize
