True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Bring me that man meat
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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