The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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