And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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