4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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