i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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