butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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