It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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