it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
