Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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