Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
How's work?
Spinning.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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