So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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