We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
whose ass print is on the piano?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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